BUOY is the defense layer Solana memecoin traders forgot they needed. John watches every coin on pump.fun for rug signals. Jennifer pings you when wallets you care about dump. Free in Telegram. Holders of $BUOY see everything.
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Two characters do the work. John screens every pump.fun coin for rug signals — liquidity drain, dev wallet behavior, holder concentration. Jennifer watches wallets you tell her to: when a coin's dev dumps, or a whale exits, she pings your phone in under 60 seconds.
Continuously scans pump.fun + DexScreener + Raydium. Scores every coin on liquidity, holder distribution, dev behavior, contract patterns. Three bands: OK, CAUTION, AVOID.
You name the wallets that matter — a coin dev, a whale, your own cold wallet. Jennifer watches them silently and pings you when they make a move that should worry you. Defensive only: she alerts on dumps and SOL exits, never on buys.
This is the public Risk Radar — same feed holders see in the bot, just smaller. Refreshes every 45 seconds. If a coin you hold is on this list, you'd want to know in your phone, not on a webpage.
Holders get this feed in Telegram, with their own wallet's holdings cross-referenced, and a ping the moment one of their tokens flips to AVOID. The webpage is read-only. The bot has your back.
Open the botTap one button, you're inside. The full mini-app runs inside Telegram itself — same defensive cockpit, same live feed, same alerts.
The bot opens a full Telegram Mini App — Risk Radar, your holdings with John's overlay, Jennifer's wallet watchdog, your alerts. Same backend, native chrome, no app store.
Every other coin promises you the moon. BUOY promises you the water — and the water goes both ways. Green days, red days, the buoy stays up. That's the whole job.
The product is defensive. The community is calm. The token is the membership badge for the people who actually want a tool that says "this one is going to hurt" before it hurts.
There's no roadmap theatre. No countdown to a feature that never ships. Just a tool that screens, watches, and pings — running right now, in your pocket, waiting for the moment you need it.
"Storms come, tides turn, the buoy stays up. The defense layer the market forgot."
Install Phantom (or Solflare / Backpack) on phone or browser.
From any exchange. Only bring what you can afford to lose.
Sign once (read-only). Tier auto-unlocks. You're aboard.
Fixed. One billion $BUOY — no minting, no inflation, no surprises.
Bonding-curve launch, open to everyone on the same terms. No presale, no insider allocations.
Fast, low-fee. The mini-app reads holdings via Solana RPC, never custodies your tokens.
Free for everyone in Telegram. Holders see the full picture. The bot is open right now — your wallet's exposure is one tap away.